Interviewing Your Children

Date of Interview:
Ages: Skylar (10) and Sebastian (3)
(source)
(I wrote exactly as the children said it)

1. What is something Mommy always says to you?
Skylar: Stop giving attitude
Sebastian: Good good good good

2. What makes Mommy happy?
Skylar: My grades
Sebastian: when bastion bees good

3. What makes Mommy sad?
Skylar: My attitude
Sebastian: bad

4. How does Mommy make you laugh?
Skylar: The entire Earth and it drives me crazy when she doesn't take things seriously.
Sebastian: funny jokes

5. What was Mommy like as a child?
Skylar: No idea, but I know she was very colorful.
Sebastian: like me

6. How old is Mommy?
Skylar: 31
Sebastian:like 4 months or maybe older

7. How tall is Mommy?
Skylar: A lil bit taller than me...just a lil bit
Sebastian: umm like pshhhhh, like that big

8. What is Mommy's favorite thing to do?
Skylar: Computer time and squish Sophie
Sebastian: craft

9. What does Mommy do when you're not around?
Skylar: I don't know, I'm not around!!
Sebastian: get mad

10. If Mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
Skylar: A famous photographer
Sebastian: singing "famous chocolatier"

11. What is Mommy really good at?
Skylar: Taking pictures and crafting
Sebastian: making cookies

12. What is Mommy not very good at?
Skylar: Getting over my attitude
Sebastian: can't make cottage cheese (huh? lmao)

13. What does Mommy do for her job?
Skylar: Take care of her kids
Sebastian: i dont know

14. What is Mommy's favorite food?
Skylar: I'm going to guess chocolate
Sebastian:mashed potatoes and green beans and chicken and pork, I guess
15. What makes you proud of Mommy?
Skylar: That she is awesome
Sebastian:

16. If Mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Skylar: Sandy from Spongebob (cuz she is really smart)
Sebastian:. i dont know

17. What do you and Mommy do together?
Skylar: Watch TV and make crafts
Sebastian:. play

18. How are you and Mommy the same?
Skylar: It looks like I am her miniature twin, except she wears glasses. And we are both very smart.
Sebastian: cuz shes mommy

19. How are you and Mommy different?
Skylar: I'm immature and she is just slightly a lil.. well maybe 0.1% immature.
Sebastian: i have gum, mommy doesn't

20. How do you know Mommy loves you?
Skylar: In everything she does
Sebastian: cuz she does

21. Where is Mommy's favorite place to go?
Skylar: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..hmmmmm..um um um..hmmm..I'm gonna guess "mall"?? I dont know.
Sebastian: the train place